100%

More Mathematical Musings:

 

What Is 100%? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint

it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder

about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all

been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How

about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard

work and knowledge will get you close,

and, Attitude will get you there,

Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over

the top.

Frank

Big Dumb Fun Show

http://www.bigdumbfunshow.com

Dungeons and Dragons artist dies

I never knew his name, but I am familiar with his work.
Even back when I was an active RPGer, young and lacking my present wisdom, I knew this:
56 is WAY too young...

Solstice

Will this day EVER end? ;-)

The Farmer's Almanac has modernized over the years. (Read PCized.) I distinctly remember a description of planting practices that involved a Full Moon and the naked rump of the Farmer's wife...

Enjoy it, it's all downhill from here!