Thursday, May 13, 2004

Standard Disclaimer:

All answers are given assuming that the person giving the answer understood the question, a dubious prospect at best. In addition to knowing what you thought you asked, you now have the responsibility of figuring out what you thought I said in response. Keep in mind, this may or may not be what I thought I said, which I only have a fairly good clue of on a good day anyway. Please don't try this at home, these are trained professionals. Not available in all states. Incorrect answers can cause side effects. Side effects can include nausea, shortness of breath, palpitations, extreme boredom, financial ruin due to work being routed to the wrong queue, loss of appetite and general malaise. Side effects occurred in 1% of test subjects. Answers can become habit forming and you should be under the care of a professional. Void where prohibited. *Batteries not included.


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