Poor Richard's Epitaph - The Man Who Would Be Speaker

Let us all take a moment to reflect on Little Dickey G. (Also-Known-As ET to some of his 'constituents')

Blew his chance to run for the open Missouri Senate seat back in '96 'cuz he wanted SOOOOO bad to be Speaker of the House. (Idiot actually thought Bubba had the coat-tails to maintain the 40 year Democratic majority...)

Skipped running for his house seat this year to try again for Prez.

Couldn't even parley his swing-state native-son and Big-Labor connections into a Veep nod...

Poor Dickey...

Buh-Bye!