Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Gender (Which used to be sex, but changed...)

If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you.  But what
you may not know is that many of them have a gender.  For example:

Ziploc Bags - They are Male, because they hold everything in but you can see
right through them.

A Copier - is Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can
wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire - has to be Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon - is definitely a Male, because to get it to go anywhere you
have to light a fire under it .  .  and, of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges - are Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on.

A Subway - is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass - has to be a Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the

Hammer - Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but
it's handy to have around.

The Remote Control - is a Female .  .  .  Ha!  You thought it'd be male.  But
consider that it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.


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