Wednesday, August 11, 2004

NewZ Alert - Interstate 35 Closed North-Bound Into Downtown KC - Traffic Snarled for Miles - Commuters Stranded


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

According to the latest radio reports, this Traffic Tragedy was caused by an errant semi-load of Water-Melons.

It is NOT, REPEAT NOT the result of a KERRY-EDWARDS campaign stop.

We now return you to your normal programming...
 

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