Fat People need not Apply... errr... Buy

Apple blames iPod nano screen defects on obese Americans/tight pants.

While I am not 'proud' I am certainly un-apologetic about my size.

It is my business, not yours, or anybody else's.

I am, in point of fact, an Old Fat Guy(tm)

It is shit like this that really pisses me off.

In fact it pisses all of us 'fat' people off.

You might be able to out-run us, but Creator help you if we catch up.

I would have no compunction 'Pressing' my advantage with an arrogant ass-hole like this moron.

Like I said, shit like this really pisses me/us off.

Consider yourself warned.