New Geek Test

My oldest friend recently posted the location of a New Geek Test along with his reslults.

Slacker.

My Results:

67.45562% - Geek God

I can honestly say:

1. I did NOT have to check either the I exaggerated/I outright Lied to score better checkboxes.
2. I was introduced to several new items/topics of research that I was previously unaware of...
3. I was appalled to have to admit I presently own NO chemistry lab equipment!

(I also think I should get a bonus to my score for points 2 and 3... ;->)

Feel free to bow in my august presence.

Please! No applause, just send money.