Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Ode to the Left (be Heinz)

By George! We've Been Out-Foxed!"


("Ode to the Left Be-Heinz")

 by Tom Graffagnino



When polls were closed,

We all supposed

It couldn't be much closer!

Now Libs are torn,


And Soros is moroser!


The votes were cast,

And now at last

The counting could begin.

Monsieur LaMoore

Was very sure

His flick would do George in.


But now instead,

The states are Red,

And Hollywood is Blue.

Ben Affleck's mad,

Sarandon's sad,

And Whoopi's come unglued!


Begala whines,

The Left Be-Heinz,

"The Boss" just wonders..."HOW!?"

James Carville pouts,

O'Donnell shouts...

No time to Ketchup now!


The Kerry Crowd

Was brash and loud;

The cool and hip were pumped!

In Franken-Land

They took their stand...

"War Hero" John's been dumped.



Lord, what a mess!

Dan Rather wears a frown.

He's quite distressed...

Some say depressed.

Poor Dan,

He's goin' down.


There's "Hardball" Chris,

Who loved to kiss

The rear of liberal guests...

Convention night

Ol' Zell was right...

To that we may attest.



It's sinkin' in...

Oh my! They're all in shock!

"Ohio's RED!"

"John Kerry's Dead!"

"By George! We've been out-Foxed!"



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